I’m Nellie. I’m 22, and I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying nobody’s ever seen me and Batman in the same room together.Tumblr (3.0; @bananalizard)http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0be01fac7c328ff1e36b52e93ad57c8/tumblr_mn3o91kWTu1qavqqoo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/51076919827http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/51076919827Wed, 22 May 2013 12:33:55 -0400nikki look<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b821686db01d99977486eea2d8524070/tumblr_mn6dseOTxR1rcgpm7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8c2159f2383fd6151c0266b16955a8b/tumblr_mn6dseOTxR1rcgpm7o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0f7e8dd69b356e4d2a63a518aca503b7/tumblr_mn6dseOTxR1rcgpm7o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/51076883307http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/51076883307Wed, 22 May 2013 12:33:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0be01fac7c328ff1e36b52e93ad57c8/tumblr_mn3xriwTRj1qalqb5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/51003061929http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/51003061929Tue, 21 May 2013 14:28:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/068b00bad6063e3febfb1504b1c92cc9/tumblr_mn1rt83L9d1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50869310150http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50869310150Sun, 19 May 2013 21:08:33 -0400what is me<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dionthesocialist.tumblr.com/post/50110361895/sometimes-i-wish-i-could-ban-my-students-from">dionthesocialist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.</p> </blockquote>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50821179535http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50821179535Sun, 19 May 2013 10:33:31 -0400i wish i knew how to explain to kids why its not cool without sounding preachyand that theyll actually listen<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aaf7fbd40c3c8ea5f411f5b7c3658492/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/730629d9b151d4e56fc36a5c2822ee13/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a18337c6420d01f805a385738759215f/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/53f12fb9d1ad34fe9fc755f54a305c95/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/549f35a428ea936b9467c826e7ea985f/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8fdade97260ccba64aac7b1f3ef7ce1/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo9_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7c25be914b235efc83582aa9e7cdee97/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo10_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71b3b86a5fc1592da24d44a6ce519a27/tumblr_mjmxv9teyz1qbuo1zo11_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://only-watching-for-the-eyesex.tumblr.com/post/45329847093/olivia-fucking-wilde">only-watching-for-the-eyesex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Olivia…fucking…Wilde</em></p> </blockquote>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50820951025http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50820951025Sun, 19 May 2013 10:29:46 -0400i may have reblogged this beforetoo good not to<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gorgeousdarren.tumblr.com/post/50130727710">gorgeousdarren</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/78f8df9b31ee95c79f556f53b1e7b69f/tumblr_inline_mmm1sc8TPr1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50787473647http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50787473647Sun, 19 May 2013 00:27:05 -0400HOW TO TAKE CARE OF SUCCULENTS<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a071c9311df7759480f513613b86276/tumblr_ml5dq5IaZc1qmp0v1o3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1eca02de009bb3bb4734020a0f9d6264/tumblr_ml5dq5IaZc1qmp0v1o4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88dc89b09c9a6b76d04f0e4dc7eeb526/tumblr_ml5dq5IaZc1qmp0v1o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc3efe0e7e7dc2e9d09bffb141c046a1/tumblr_ml5dq5IaZc1qmp0v1o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50695122464http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50695122464Fri, 17 May 2013 21:56:40 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deucebowl.tumblr.com/post/42446945443/she-reaches-down-seductively-i-guide-her-hand-to">deucebowl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere</p> </blockquote>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50661683187http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50661683187Fri, 17 May 2013 13:22:30 -0400<p>It&#8217;s official. I cried more watching The Office finale than I did at my own graduation.</p>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50651212988http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50651212988Fri, 17 May 2013 09:46:28 -04009 years of my lifebest show everwheres my pam pong shirt?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ca6e83fc52a58425c2eeb3382ad1f24/tumblr_mmxbvyqqTd1qbxlwho1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc1af5431ef221c5af9608908493fa0a/tumblr_mmxbvyqqTd1qbxlwho2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d352d786d78cc74594e9a23b4c4f58bf/tumblr_mmxbvyqqTd1qbxlwho3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50651106711http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50651106711Fri, 17 May 2013 09:43:57 -0400i cant stop sobbingmy god why<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a4a7fad3e053da139598684e949ce7b/tumblr_mmm63r1tp31spiuxqo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a41b625f418e8640488ca65e6afef598/tumblr_mmm63r1tp31spiuxqo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f88989403fcd5eea443b52fd16044086/tumblr_mmm63r1tp31spiuxqo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a4b602c2c47a3792cd298ce8623897e/tumblr_mmm63r1tp31spiuxqo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76cf084c88493b369adf63f609ded1fb/tumblr_mmm63r1tp31spiuxqo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/66025adf781711e0d6b376d1219f8e80/tumblr_mmm63r1tp31spiuxqo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50575142316http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50575142316Thu, 16 May 2013 09:27:16 -0400you are...everythingD:<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bombliate.tumblr.com/post/45726278343/started-from-the-bottom-and-i-am-currently-still">bombliate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom</p> </blockquote>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50574467832http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50574467832Thu, 16 May 2013 09:10:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05dfe0e61db14662fa4c6ecd8e502d32/tumblr_mmt004HzhZ1r72qmwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50450874913/comedian-kurt-braunohler-raised-6-000-on">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>Comedian </span><a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/309790545/kurt-braunohlers-cloud-project">Kurt Braunohler</a><span> raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”.</span></p> </blockquote>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50461149917http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50461149917Tue, 14 May 2013 21:03:48 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fce9f289213be8aaaf2e53719752cfb2/tumblr_mmjjvvkRT31qcrvpvo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bc5b0e364ea2aecaf91ed4b9f1ead9a2/tumblr_mmjjvvkRT31qcrvpvo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2faedbff13c24810d020c187e47192a4/tumblr_mmjjvvkRT31qcrvpvo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8298afb63bc40b0e433e5686ed0116f0/tumblr_mmjjvvkRT31qcrvpvo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1e44196c398a4281be2ac65922315df/tumblr_mmjjvvkRT31qcrvpvo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/867e6075ef89777023337a589b9b7050/tumblr_mmjjvvkRT31qcrvpvo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><a href="http://wiigipedia.tumblr.com/tagged/rkwm"><strong>Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments:</strong></a> Maya Rudolph’s monologue</small></p> </blockquote>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50460791235http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50460791235Tue, 14 May 2013 20:59:16 -0400get married<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/bananalizard/50386348239/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50386348239" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="300" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em>Happy Mother’s Day - SNL Spoof Commercial</em></p> </blockquote>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50386348239http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50386348239Mon, 13 May 2013 21:28:09 -0400i loVE YOU<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c7413bcbf93b8273d89bee521040f9a2/tumblr_mjqi54TjNY1qfp134o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50386176253http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50386176253Mon, 13 May 2013 21:26:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0252e6c5101551470b6ee3ed15b2508c/tumblr_ml4b9rvJhZ1r82bbmo4_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b76856f3e169f9ea9526a1fa9415b5dc/tumblr_ml4b9rvJhZ1r82bbmo3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec741f890c8a7d13191cacd04250f92b/tumblr_ml4b9rvJhZ1r82bbmo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e3ec06c8560742456aee73b1bf27f04e/tumblr_ml4b9rvJhZ1r82bbmo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50309278588http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50309278588Sun, 12 May 2013 21:51:54 -0400need to reblog this<p>r u calling me fat?</p>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50284350815http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50284350815Sun, 12 May 2013 16:20:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc259cabbe6e30e223e75f1821fe3874/tumblr_mmn73hXhat1qzfxsmo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc55f70ad36be9d50f1c1a75d7013095/tumblr_mmn73hXhat1qzfxsmo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Well this is it!</p>http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50175010582http://bananalizard.tumblr.com/post/50175010582Sat, 11 May 2013 12:28:29 -0400life starts at the end of your comfort zoneand im really fucking uncomfortable sweating in this poncho